ocg's Diaryland Diary

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one more thing to worry about

First off, thank you, my two loyal readers. Did you know that fondue makes you have really, really stinkeeee farts? (Can you tell I had 7/8ths of a bottle of wine, 1 cocktail, and 3 'drinks at home'?)

SHIT! My driver's license is expired. WHY DO THEY RENEW IT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY? Like you're going to go, "Oh yeah, first I'll work all day on my birthday, and then- oh baby, uh-hunh, it's all about the DMV! THAT'S TIGHT!"

Of course, I could be all responsible and shit and get there before my birthday- but WTF would that mean? Oh. Uh? What? That I'm responsible enough to be 30?

THIS IS WHY I CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, Preeeties!

So who wants to pull a covert operation tomorrow and drive shotgun to the DMV with me on my lunch hour? Because NO ONE will be there, right? It'll be illegal and shit!

1:02 a.m. - 2005-01-26

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